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TR: O benevolent, O masterful, O radiant one, source of all wisdom and giver of bonuses- (TK JOWLY MAN GIBBERISH) O keeper of all secrets, caster of a broad shadow. GK: The emperor was the man whom everyone was desperate to lunch with, so he ate six lunches a day, and grew to the size of a compact car (CREAKING OF CABLE, METAL STRESS) so the elevator groaned under his weight as it lifted him and his Exalted Poobah up to the 40th floor. (FADING) If Tuesday's not good, any day next week is fine- (MUSIC) SS: Have one of your minions talk to my peon. I'll be going to the luncheon, of course. I'm having lunch with a couple of poobahs. TR (MEALY MOUTHED MAN): How about lunch today? SS: The emperor was at the top of the organization, and after him the Exalted Poobah, and then the executive poobahs, each of whom had a Head Peon, a Yes Man, a dozen Administrative Lackeys, a hundred minions and each of the minions had a staff of henchmen and stooges, and the main business of each employee's day was to find someone at his or her own level or higher, to eat lunch with. GK: And, since nobody could say in one clear sentence what a meeber does, the corporation produced immense reports, reams of paper, which circulated to all of the executive poobahs, who read them and initialed them and returned them to the emperor, and the reports were then carried (FOOTSTEPS ON MARBLE IN ECHOING HALL)to the 39th floor into the Temple of The South Wind and left there (BIG DOOR CLANGS SHUT). TK: It's the defining detail in any data processing system.
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SS: No computer work station can be without it and be considered reliable. GK: Once upon a time, there was an immense corporation worth billions of dollars, its world headquarters in a forty-story building that resembled a milk carton, a company built on a kind of microchip called a "meeber" that nobody exactly understood what it did or how it worked but it was considered crucial.(VOICES, IN QUICK SUCCESSION) TR (PONDEROUS): THE FALL GUY.brought to you by the Associated Federation of Organizations.